This actually started out as a joke, "if I had a blog I'd call it the bitchin bitch". Then I realized, I really have a lot to bitch about. Will anyone care enough to read it? That's another bitch for another day.
Are the weatherpersons EVER right? I mean, who gets paid to be wrong 95% of the time? Most all of us would get fired for being wrong even 1/2 as the time. I could drink 4 margaritas and still have a better chance at predicting the weather - then of course I'd have to go to sleep because I've never had 4 margaritas before. I swear, if they tell us to expect a dusting of snow, we get a freaking foot! The only time they've been right, in the DC area, is last year when we got 3 feet of snow. Helen Keller could have predicted that!
I swear the weatherpeople sit in wait of a natural disaster or bad snowstorm because they ALL the attention is on them. Who's happy about a tornado or hurricane? They practically orgasam over it.
I should say they're all that way, but it sure as hell seems like it.
Ok, this is a short and not so sweet first Bitch post. Enjoy
Queen Bitchin Bitch
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